Hello i am Tyler 19years alive. Love being around good vibes. Having a good time. taken. fixed gear is a way of life.
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I rarely reblog stuff like this, but this is so damn clever and hilarious.
(Source) for the fact in the picture
very into charts about naps
This is very useful for when I go back to uni.
"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."
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